tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-222312162011-08-29T22:42:45.113+10:00It's not Just a House, It's a Way of life... Join a bunch of idiots on their adventures throughout life.Surf Parkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14610508591789613706noreply@blogger.comBlogger821100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22231216.post-1169013738750362402007-01-17T15:59:00.000+10:002007-01-17T16:02:18.770+10:00

Well its been a long time between blogs, the Surf Park boys have a million stories to tell since last November but we will get to those later.For now here's a link to Fit's short wakeskating movie on YouTubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7GCyb4CQgs

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Bustin out Platinum StyleAKA: Winny, G-MillStatus: We aren't sure... Alumni Surf ParkTeams: Bulldogs, NSW.Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum and any other non wheat based alocholic beverageRandom Fact: Winny is a rice heart and therefore cannot consume wheat based products. Thus meaning he cannot drink bear and eat pizza, he is totally gaySports Heros: Shrek, Big WillyKnown For: Being incredibbly light,

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#2 - THE FAMILYLocation: Family Nightclub, Fortitude Valley, BrisbaneDate visited: Saturday 8 September 2006Time Visited: 11pm - dawnAttendees: Dog, Pirate, Boris, Winnie, Ringo.Guest Appearances: Toots, Cassidance floor view from level 2... out of mindBackground: After watching the Broncos get done by the Dragons, the boys were in good spirits. The Caxton provided a few beverages and the chance

Surf Parkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14610508591789613706noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22231216.post-1158229258156638752006-09-14T20:13:00.000+10:002006-09-14T20:20:58.176+10:00

Well I’ve been sitting at uni for the last hour ranting to myself and to anyone who cares to listen or walk by when it suddenly dawned on me, geez its been so long since you have had a rant don’t waste this anger… the fans deserve to hear it (that’s you nut)!I can hear pops cheering all the way from Bundy, "wow finally another Ringo’s rant!"But hold onto your seat pops because I haven’t been this

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Hey Crew,We have been pretty slack at updating lately with most (not all) of the boys busy with their day jobs, whilst slack pricks like Ringo sit around on couches fingering their ass to make time go by. Anyway if any of you have scrollled all the way to the bottom of this fine blog lately you would have noticed we have installed a map to show where we have been getting hits from lately. We have

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New SP Adventures segment!Surf Park rates drinking locations around the Gold Coast....That's right! Surf Park residents act as 'mystery boozers' in order investigate the highs and lows of Gold Coast nightlifeFirst up we have a club which was first visited by the majority of the Surf Park crew last week reviewed by G-Dog Da Kiwi #1 - PLATINUMLocation: Platinum Nightclub, Victoria Ave (Broadbeach

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Yes folks right from the keypad of Surf Parks Resident 'Guy on the Couch' its the next long awaited installment of G-Dog Da KiwiThis week we look atGood looking female kiwis....1. Xena Warrior Princessadded bonus of being dominated in the bedroom2. Rachel Huntera rare model out of New Zealand3. Mandy Smithgood with a big stick4. Hayley Westenraup and coming young singer who likes making noise5.

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After a long haiatus the Profiles are back. This week we profile the infamous Boris a current who is a part of SP best ever line up as a current Memeber.Bear MaulingAKA: Boris, The Bear, Nick MeachamStatus: Single. Trialling for contract with French Elite one Club LeLay. Current SP Resident MemberTeams: St Geoege, NSW, Indianapolus ColtsDrink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Tooheys, BlondesRandom Fact: The

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Spotted during the recent world cup wearing Green and Gold cheering on the socceroos was none other than G-Dog Da Kiwi! Go Straya!

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For those of you lucky enough to have visited Surf Park you may have been exposed to the unique culture that exists between its residents and regular visitors. In a new column to SPAdventures SP Culture will expose and explain this culture to those foreign and give further insight to those who are often bemused by the strange habits when visiting. This week we will start with one of the most

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Nathan Hindmarsh, an inductee on to the hallowed Wall of Great Men at Surf Park has obviously been inspired by the efforts of us here at SPAdventures and created his own blog. http://nathanhindmarsh.bigblog.com.au/blog.do The great man can do it allSo now with his commitment to carrying the Eels on a week to week basis, making 50 tackles, carting the ball hundreds of metres he is now blogging.

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From all of us at surf park... Happy Birthday you old tart... You will be as old as Robbo Soon...

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Hey there kids. For those of you stuck in a time warp and wanting to get a taste of some 80's music check this site out.http://www.1500videos.com/1500 of the best 80's videos contained in one site! You know the best thing about this site, it contains the video to possibly one of the greatest songs ever...Toto's Africa... Timeless classic indeed!So cruise on over, scroll down to T for Titties or

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After a few weeks in the shadows of the FIFA World Cup, Origin is once again on the back page pages and lead story on your evening news. It seems an eternity ago that accidenal hero Brett Finch potted one of the finest field goals in league history to lead to Blues to an unexpected victory in game one at Sydneys Telstra Stadium. The boys from SP go absolutely mental at the GUGC Uni bar and smash

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I hereby announce former self pronounced greatest Aussie ever Old Man Robert Brown as the most un-Australia person ever to step foot in Surf Park. Whata? You all say in your best Little John imitation voice. How can this be? There have been many international visitors to the park of surf in its infamous 2 and a half year history. Hell even a bludging canuck and kiwi have called Surf Park their

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"The manouver" is something that can be used in a number of situations and for a number of purposes. As a rule, it should generally only be performed when u are drunk. One purpose the manouver can be used for is to obtain praise from your mates. For example, there may be a smoking hot chick in the vacinity that you know that you would never have a chance with. Before you attempt "the manouver" in

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We here at SP Adventures would like to thank to kind staff of a certain establishment for serving us stupid amounts of beverages with a smile... no matter how stupid (in mant ways) we may becomeWe have decided to create an award for our favorite bar person of the moment. This award will be awarded whenever we feel like it, on an irregular basis.Congratulations go out to Jacqui of upstairs Melbas

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As some of you may know I have been flat out like a lizzard drinking on prac at a school up in Shailer Park, classy area (now i understand why tash is the way she is). So I've been teaching PE which is actually quite fun because I can dominate all my kids in sport, you should see me at touch I've been scoring tries all over the shop! I've even heard kids muttering in the background after I've run

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It all depends on the situation. If your hungover and want to sleep, then thats exactly what you do! Remember she doesn't own you, you do what you want! The best method is one that was first noted by the great man Quagmire (AKA Morrow). After being asked a deep and personal question shortly after sex evade answering and fire back with "I've got a question, what are YOU still doing here? " This

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The crew at Surf Park give a mighty big "GO THE BLUES" to the men of the great NSW Blues taking on the scum from QLD... Even with our weakest halves combo in the history of Origin we know you can pull off a great victory...

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Well we still are being stupid and getting drunk...Places we have done stupid and drunk things latelyAus v New Zealand Test Match Gold Coast Turf ClubOn a boat for Cass' 21stMelbasOn the couchPlaces where we will be getting drunk soonBen HarperThe Couch watching mundine on the big screenAt Uni bar for Origin 1! Go the Blues!

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Jay and The Doctor are paying homage to one of the greatest bands in the world, Toto!Tune in this week to hear all three of their greats Rosanna, Hold The Line and the one and only Africa!

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Too many benders and crap load of work has seen Surf Park Adventures go into hiatus for the last couple of weeks, for our legion of fans we apologise (that's you nut and zelda) for being slack! But the best blog in Eastern Australia is back with more ORIGINAL content, so expect to see all new Ringo's Rants, Timmy's Hats, Member Profiles and other shite right here in the near future...Anyway we

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Well if you didn't see this rant coming then your either;A. You are as stupid as that fat cunt GreekyB. Moved to Melbourne and have no idea what’s going on in the real world these days (Hi Tash)orC. Disappeared off the face of the planet, speaking of that has anyone seen Piddick?Regardless of all this Ifeel it’s a rant I have to make, one that i feel very passionately about....What the fuck is up

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Ok there aren't many, if any, but here are 5 maori/islander new zealanders that have become famous and successful overseas, against the odds. Please note that playing in the NRL does not classify as successful on this list. There are too many of them with silly names I can hardly type or pronounce...... including Fuifui Moimoi (who's from Tonga). 1. Scribe. "YoYo, dollar bill y'all" 2. Michael

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Well the longest weekend has come and gone and the SP crew made the most of the time off to practice our man skills. Many a beer was drunk, losing bets made and golf ball hit in anger over the course of the 4 days of fun.Timmy Smith Says "robbo is a fuckin spastic"Highlights include/lowlights include:* Getting blind drunk on a Thursday without having to back up for work Friday* Rest of the World

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This is for you Nut! Hey guys, The Rant is coming a day early due to Good Friday remember to get your grog today because you cant buy it tomoro what a pain in the arse that is but that's for a totally different rant...Over the last few weeks I've noticed something and it is best described by a favourite saying of mine "something is a poor mans something". For example, Andy Bichel is a poor mans

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This week fans of Timmys Hat are in for a real treat as we take a trip through the world of science fiction, and follow the evolution of the aluminium helmet. Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals.Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We

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If you are on the second date I have to assume that either the tit grab worked well or despite the fact that she didn't put out she must be smoking hot for you to give her a second chance! Either way this is how it should pan out So you got to feel her titties a bit but she wouldn't let you get stinknuck. So when you get her back to your place after some sweet talking, you lead her up to the

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Teach em when they're young. Morro as an infantThis time we examine some potentially successful and potentially harmful pick-up lines. The 3 types of lines I have personally come across (not all told to me, but used by others!) enter into categories of subtle good lines that have actually worked to get a guy laid numerous times, stupid really really bad lines (you know it’s a stupid line when,

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Here is one for the aussies. 5 gloomy moments for the kiwis.1. That Tackle in 1994.Gregan's tackle forces the ball from Wilson's grasp whilst scoring the winning try in the Bledisloe Cup.2. That Ball in 1981. Cheats! All of you!3. That Kick in 2000.Forwards are for lineouts and scrums, not skilful stuff. Someone tell Eales that please. 4. That Try in 2001.Kefu scores in injury time. A

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My next piece of art comes from a drunken night out with a great man Chooky, who is now stationed in WA rooting bitches and drinking goon with homeless people. My participant is a man that has more money than Surf Park combined, his name is Horse (formally Nicholas Leon Wills). The setting is at Chookys mums place where we drank rum cans until 5am and were then awoken to the smell of greasy (

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As many of you know, we here at SP Adventures love a bet and drink! Between playing poker 4 nights a week, Sports TAB, Fortnightly trips to the track and intra house bets you could say that we may have a little problem. It seems that we aren't the only ones out there who like a punt though, props go out to this bloke from BrisVegas who bet his mates 20 cartons of beer (exactly half a Mooloolaba)

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This week we look at the rare times when us trans-tasman rivals joined together and actually got on.1. ANZACs - Enough said. Lest we forget. 2. Gay-FL - Australian Rules Football has (not-so) proud history in NZ, so much so that the game was officially called Australasian Football from the 1880's through to World War 1. The game was first played in Otago by many of the thousands of Australians

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Girls only like boys with skills, so today I am going to teach you first date skills with my good mate Glen.And that concludes our lesson today, good luck!P.S Dont take on the might of the chicken, it will always win. Ask Labrat!

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Happy birthday to a couple of expats in the land of the pasty white man with stupid haricuts (England). We hope you kids get drunk on warm beer and do what ever it is you do over there.Girl on girl grope, strongHappy birthday Zelda, we here at SP here you have a cheap immatation one of these at the moment but we thought we would drag out the signing nude jordo for you. Flowers and all.And for you

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Last night a few of the SP Crew ventured out of the house to the GUGC Uni Bar to participate in a Trivia Night with a sport theme. We split into two teams with Hat, Morro, Bly Bly entering under the moniker of the Angry Dragons. Whilst Ringo, Boris and Pirate entered under the name of The Towels in honour of the great towel, Towlie. Toots was also a member of The Towels but unfortuantely her

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Ugly KiwisOK OK I know we are an ugly race.... but these famous Kiwis stand out the most, at least they don't have hairstyle like Musa! 1. Tana Umaga.... once said his biography would be called "a picture tells a thousand words..... cos there would be a lot of pictures in it...." Oh sweet as tana.... this picture tells a million words!!2. Helen Clark.... was voted the best man for the job in 1999

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And you southerners wonder why we have no respect for your game? AFL once again the joke of the sporting world...

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For all those that have been waiting for the next installment of gibberish, here it is (that's you Nut)The genuine article - The great man RingoWhat the fuck is it with this website "www.ringo.com" ripping off my name? Sure I'm the first to declare it's been great to see all those funny photos of us getting drunk,I'll also admit that it has been instrumental in making this the great blogsite that

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Welcome to the first edition of Timmy's Hat with Timmy Hat. This column has been hotly anticipated for weeks and I'm sure the first edition will ensure a huge following. THE CANADIAN - This cold-weather cap features a helmet of fine Canadian bacon and a chin-strap of sausage links. Just as their dense flesh protects pigs through the harsh Canadian winters, this hat keeps your head warm in the

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We here at SP Adventures would like to wish KH a very happy 22nd birthday. To think it was only 12 months ago we were running around Broncos and assorted Brisbane venues getting blotto to celebrate. One prediction was made in that 21st book of yours and it came true.So we would like to present you a very special gift. A nude Jordo singing you happy birthday! We couldn't afford a cake for him to

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1. New Zealand Solicitors: Hitchcock and Scratchett.2. After the All Blacks, sports teams gave themselves names such as Tall Blacks (Basketball), All Whites (Soccer), Ice Blacks (Ice Hockey), Wheel Blacks (Wheelchair Rugby) and even Black Cocks (Badminton). After the badminton name was announced a New Zealand newspaper headline said "Authorities find Black Cocks hard toSwallow...")3. Whakapapa (

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Drunk all weekend. Don't remember much. But do remember Tegan and G-Dog making Pizza in the kitchen, Tegan come get some ham! (hint Pizza is code for something else, use your mind, if you can't you should look for it in the gutter and do the thinking there). Drinking once again every waking hour of the weekend, and there was a lot of them.Pics say a thousand words apparently... here's a few

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This week we profile Musa, foundation member and foreign alumniAKA: Brad, Musa-meikaStatus: Signed long term English Super League Contract. Will retire with his current clubTeams: Cowboys, QLD everythingBeer of Choice: XXXX Random Fact: Holds Guiness World Record for stupidist haircutSports Heros: Ian Thorpe (see picture above)Known For: Being incredibly short, and that hairstyle...what the hell

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F#ck Your day Paddy! This is Australia and we drink real beer here!You know what really shits me to tears? F#cks who celebrate events such as St Pats day and then try and make you feel inferior for not joining in on the festivities. Last time I checked we did not live in Ireland or New Zealand bro or even Guatemala. So f#ck Waitangi Day, St Pats Day, Canuck Day or Independence day too!For that

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Hot Tip: Chicks in pink tops and minis with mobiles are aching, make them your target! Always a sure thing!Location: Supermarket – Make sure you choose a decent supermarket that chicks would actually shop at, not the dodgy 7/11 down the road where the Korean guy sells u cheap hotdogs and slushies. You do not want to pick up the chicks that shop here. The store needs at least 7 aisles with a

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This week 5 random facts about are about my favorite topic Sheep!1. There are a shitload of sheep in New Zealand.2. A Kiwi with two sheep under each arm is officially called a 'Pimp'.3. If you put a sheep up against the edge of a cliff it pushes back harder. 4. Dating a sheep is better than a woman because it doesn't get upset if you root her sister.5. An unkown fact - Sheep can also be used for

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After a night on the booze and a sleep over with friend of Surf Park Mrs, Surf Park Member formerly known as Morro shall now be known as Mr from here on until further notice. Please change his name in your mobile immediately.Morro get's confirmation, it's going to be a sleep over! And isn't he happy!

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The boys hit the town on a big way Saturday night visiting local favorites the Tramp and Melbas top blow their hard earnt cash. We cant really report what happened as after 17 hour straight on the sauce, our memories were pretty much shot. We know that one house mate did pick up a person well known to Surf Park and has incurred him a new nick name - all to be revealed soon! A couple of picks were

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Waking up to Robbo yelling "Get Up Dirty Leary!" wasn't the ideal start to the day. After a long night on the piss Pirate, Boris and Old Man Robbo hop a lift courtesy of Mrs to the Gold Coast Turf Club for a day on the punt. After arriving late and missing out on putting money on a tip the great man Ringo only to see the horse come in at 9-1 we thought we were in for a shite day. Setting up camp

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Well the inagural gambling weekend has come and gone, and it was a major success for most of the SP crew. Friday night saw a poker night being held at the Adventures HQ with 14 participants trying their lucky at the $280 kitty on offer. Particpants from far and wide as London, Bundy, Brisbane (do you know where that is fet?) and where-ever Robbo lives turned up for the night. A roll of the dice

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEFrom Canberra ACTDue to recent speculation regarding my love life I have decided to come forward regarding my relationship with a lady from an African Nation. I am in love once again, and yes I do have a girlfriend. I would please ask the media and the public please allow my new love and I privacy at this special time in our relationship. I kindly ask any radio media to

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G-Dog da Kiwi - 5 famous kiwis1. Russell Crowe: Born in Wellington, this great Kiwi actor sprung to fame in the USA with 'The Quick and the Dead' in 1995. Has acheived much success recently with films such as 'Gladiator' and 'A Beautiful Mind'. Starred also on South Park (as himself) with his friend Tugger (not Coleman) in a series called 'Fighting Around the World'.Rusty doing what he does best

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Additional reporting From Brisbane correspondant Winny:Surf Park TAB is now paying the $1.01 divedend that thousands of punters took up on the "Will Taxi return to his Mrs" option at Surf Park TAB. After spending the weekend at the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras indulging in all the facets of his new lifestyle, Taxi returned one very sore and sorry boy.Taxi entertains the Oxford St crowd last

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The Pirate has been soo damn busy drinking piss, chasing skirt, working and updating the blog that I have been unable to update my very own little column. So due to popular demand here is episode number 2!The new gay pride symbolCDRGG and associates, now I like these guys, I would nearly go as far to say that they are good blokes! But there is something about the CDRGG that really grinds my gears

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This pic was pulled from the vault whilst i was going through my E-mails the other day. Toots McGee (right) appears to have entered a wet t-shirt comp. She tried to deny this claim by saying it was raining outside. The above photo shows the boys, all with dry shirts and no nipples showing! This proving Toots to be a liar, again.List of Toots Myths- It was a kiss good bye- I didnt enter a wet

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Where's Piddick? Come back Chief!This week we profile Piddick, Surf Park Foundation and Alumni member. AKA: Chief, My Names PiddickStatus: Signed long term contract Teams: Liverpool, Panthers, NSWBeer of Choice: New, Corona, Bundy Bourbons Random Fact: Used to have a ponytail, just like a girl.Sports Heros: Some soccer dudes, Darren Lehman, NSW Panthers PlayersKnown For: Being the first SP Member

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This weeks rant goes out to all those cunts travelling the globe. Why the fuck do you send emails that are 50 pages long? I dont give a fuck about your hour by hour annalysis of what you have been doing and im too lazy to read it. All it does is rub in the fact that your travelling the world having fun while im stuck back here broke as fuck going to uni.From now on anyone travelling the word if

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Now in its upteenth year in existence the Smoke My Rat tipping comp (formely known as the Fat and Stick Tipping Comp) is now open. Created as an open forum for showing sledging and tipping skills, such is the prestige of the competition, that it regularly draws some of the most fouled mouthed Rugby League tipsters in the universe.For any of you that would like to join you will need to do the

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WARNING - NUDITY!The scene: Kuta, Bali January 2004. Only days before the birth of Surf Park, and on their final day of tour. Tour idiots red bull, winny, barge arse, pirate and boris head out for a final night on the bintang, boobs and jungle juice. Whilst Ringo stayed home sitting on the crapper feeling sorry for himself with a case of the belly.After a meal of sang choi bow Winny decided to

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Surf Park sends out it's Birthday wishes to fleeing friend Tash! If we ever saw or heard from you we would give you a present.We know your fetish, so we thought we would put this pic up just for you instead.

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Welcome to resident refugee G-Dog's second installment of Kiwi facts. Amazingly he has come up with 5 facts on kiwi music, a pretty mean feat considering there has only ever been 3 kiwi bands/musicians in Shihad, Scribe (not many if any) and the guy that sings "da da da da, she a slice of heaven oh yeh".We don't know any one that rolls like that either Scribe.1. Crowded House is a Kiwi band, not

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Hey there fools.Would you like cheese with that six inch?Surf Park would like to welcome it's newest resident member Morro to the fold. Morro replaces Winny in the household after Winnys frequent visits to the TAB forced him to move out. Remember you're gambling with more then your money kids! Morro brings Sandwhich Artist, drinking, rapping and tuning skills to the house. A worthy resident in

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Bear says adapt to your enviroment, bitches love it... When in Logan, do as the Logans doDespite what you may think from the name of this column, this isn't going to be similar to Ringo's Rant, but it will be a forum on the ups & downs, smiles & frowns of women, chicks, bitches as a whole.Over the years I have hooked up with a couple of chicks in my time, but have been fortunate enough not to

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Introducing the latest column, G-Dogs Kiwi Facts.Surf Parks Resident Refugee (AKA Illegal Immigrant) G-Dog will present a bunch of useless kiwi information about his homeland. This week the Dog presents 5 Facts about the All Blacks, the national team of the inferior code of Rugby, Union. Still it is far, far greater than AFL, the game of the deep south.1. The All Blacks name comes from the 1905

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After years of late night drunken rants I finally have a stage to deliver my gibberish to the masses. Alas my first rant was almost ruined before it started after my first day back at uni ensured i was far too happy to rant, due largely to the ready supply of tidy 18 year old first year stunners walking around. But sure enough the fire in my belly (pud) was sparked tonight on the back of some

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A brand new column to Surf Park Adventures is Winny's Spewing Adventures. Peter Winmill will show you some of his favourite spews captured by his mobile phone, and talk you through the stories behind them.It had only been a week after i had found fat in the bathroom pissing on himself and then pouring jiff on his wang to clean it up, only to end up with multiple burns, that i entered to find him

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What are you trying to say pirate? Jordo a mess (right) dreaming of a bit of KH. This week we profile Jordo, Surf Park Foundation and Alumni member.AKA: Hoi Hoi this is JordoStatus: Searching for life partnerTeams: Broncos, QLD Maroons, QLD Reds, QLD Bulls (anything QLD) Australian Cricket TeamBeer of Choice: TED's or Guniness, Bundaberg RumRandom Fact: Has never seen the Broncos win live (13

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Fuelled by the angry mans drink Bundy Rum, Boris the Bear thought he would pick a fight with a Chicken at Fisho's on Sunday arvo. vs Mundine v Green aint got nuttin on this boutWell it was never the Jakie Chan scene that Bear thought it could have been, the chicken pummeled him and gave him a dose of Pox for good measure.Is chicken pox an STD? I knew I should have wrapped up in th Gabba dunnies!

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Hey kids, plenty off logging in lately, but not too many updates to keep y'all interested. So here's a pic that should keep a few of you looking around a bit longer.Can I Show this picture? A few of the surf park original alumni with pirate and ringoNow I know you aren't reading this and still staring at the boobies so I am going to head off and prepare for the big weekend a head. In true surf

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"Dont no ball me!"Speed and cricket don't mixSo the Victor Bravo Series has come and gone once again. The Aussies were pushed to a 3rd game for the first time in upteen years, yet walked away winners once again. My highlight of the series was seeing Murali getting spanked all around the park for the worst ODI figures of 0/99, with the Sydney crowd chanting 'no ball' with every delivery. Murali

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What's Up? Hey you wanna dance? You Do? You Don't? Alright Take it easy....So you come here often? A few of you must, over 130 hits in a couple of days! Impressive, tell your friends, leave a comment, feel free to abuse us and talk some smack.Anyway tonight a few of the crew are going to test out how worthwhile our HECS debts are by hitting up a trivia night at the courthouse hotel. Should be a

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Nothing new learnt here, just a reminder.

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Timmah didn't get a rating for the surf club crawl as we didn't see him a great deal over day. I think this picture sums up his dayWhat a good ChCh girl!

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SP ProfileRINGO – The only surviving foundation resident of surf parkAKA: PudStatus: Extremely SingleTeams: Raiders, NSW Blues, Sydney FC, Leeds UtdBeer of Choice: Tooheys New, Carona Extra (When rich over summer)Random Fact: Walks with a “gay” hand when very drunkKnown for: Ranting gibberish when drunk, the ability to break anything Sports Hero's: Laurie Daley, Ricky Stuart, Ruben Wiki, Alan

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It has come and gone, the annual Surf Club crawl to celebrate the birthdays of Ringo, Borris and Jordo. Departing from Kurrawa and heading south to Rainbow Bay and crawling back up the coast via Greenmount, Tugun, Palm Beach and Mermaid SLSC's. The SP community utalised it's drinking skills to get through the day, some better then others. Here's a member by member run down: Napoleon Dynamite

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The weekend started with a Friday night warm up session at the spiritual home of texas hold em poker Surf Park. A night of upsets was to follow with Pup unable to save the Aussies against Mr No Ball's Lankans and FOT in denial Mrs White taking out the poker tournament. Pirate gets raped on the river after going all in - once again.SP Weekend Diet

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Today is the day! Surf Club Crawl... PredictionsYou will see Mossley doing this tommorow!Cough Cough, Spew!OKAY!

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This weekend brings up the Second Annual Gold Coast Surf Club Crawl, it's a celebration bitches! The idiots from Surf Park get a bus, load it up full of booze and head down to the motherland (NSW) and drink their way back up the coast. Along the way there will laughs, sculling, blood, sweat, tears and the occasional spew. Guests of all ages and from all corners of the globe converge on the Coast

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Hey Kids,Welcome to surfparkadventure.blogspot.com! The official site of the Surf Park Community and Associates. This page was created to log the rediculous adventures of the crew, and preserve the memories that are so often lost from bouts of alcohol induced amnesia © - Craig Gower 2005.Let The Good Times Begin!

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