The Aftermath
It has come and gone, the annual Surf Club crawl to celebrate the birthdays of Ringo, Borris and Jordo. Departing from Kurrawa and heading south to Rainbow Bay and crawling back up the coast via Greenmount, Tugun, Palm Beach and Mermaid SLSC's. The SP community utalised it's drinking skills to get through the day, some better then others.
Here's a member by member run down: Napoleon Dynamite Skills Ratings included
Robbo (country associate member): The old man talked up his stamina skills, after being caught cheating by drinking GOLD for his first drink by the Pirate Robbo faded quicker then the Reds S14 Season and was first man home. Moral of the story, Queenslanders cant handle real beer!
Skills Used: Sleeping Skills
Ringo (foundation member): Ringo likes to get drunk, whats wrong with that as long as his liver feels good? Ringo got drunk and managed to get half the touring party ejected with this doozy "there's plenty other pubs who will drink our drinks" at Mermaid SLSC. Ejected from Mermaid Tav for poor dress code Ringo crept off into the night never to be seen again.
Skills Used: Ranting Skills, Bouncer Irritation Skills, Punting Skills
Boris (member): The sneaky Russian will need to buy a new belt if he keeps his current strike rate going, that thing has more holes then the Rabbitohs defensive line. Last spotted with a thong taped to his foot at Mermaid the bear headed home to change for a night on surfers nightclubs tiles never to be spotted again.
Skills Used: Thong repair skills, Bedroom Skills
Winny (Alumni): Arriving late at some point in time the rice man probably put away a few rums. Hit surfers and seduced a pole in rosie with some nice dance moves.
Skills Used: Pissing in the shower skills, pole dancing skills
Chief (alumni): Piddick likes to get drunk and usualy does a good job. Not sure about his effort this weekend, the lack of the Piddick stagger was a concern for all of the community. Is there still a fire in this mans belly, is retirement immanent, or is it the preseason cobwebs? At least Liverpool won, c*nts!
Skills Used: Missing the Taxi skills
G-Dog (refugee): One of the drunkest men on the Gold Coast at the moment the Dog wouldn't let a serious bout of asthma stop him from giving a serious dig. Solid effort from the Kiwi with a late night visitor to top it off!
Skills Used: Not dying skills, Warnie Skills, punting skills
Jordo (alumni): The event director didnt let anyone down, another well run piss-up. Got himself smashed and staggered all over the joint. Nearly fulfilled one of his fantasies with a certain KH coming over for a late night stop over!
Skills Used: Leading Skills, KH Handling skills
Toots (associate): Toots Le Lay the official photographer for surfparkadventures.blogspot.com put in another solid effort. After nearly passing out on the way into town Tits Megee regathered her composure by downing copious amounts of booze at the Rose.
Skills Used: stamina skills, camera skills
Pirate (non resident member): The pirate likes to get drunk, he taught the old queenslander a lesson in how to drink real beer. Last spotted staggering down the GC highway at 3:30am with trademark powerade in hand before hailing a lift with a radnom punter by yelling in his car window.
Skills Used; stamina skills, hitch-hiking skills, urinating on the street skills, punting skills
Got to Have Skills! Punting Skills! Our Liam gets up at 9-1
L-R: Pirate, Winny, Chief, Ringo, Robbo, G-Dog
A few of the toots on tour
L-R Charms, Cass, Wardy, Shelle, Toots
Here's a member by member run down: Napoleon Dynamite Skills Ratings included
Robbo (country associate member): The old man talked up his stamina skills, after being caught cheating by drinking GOLD for his first drink by the Pirate Robbo faded quicker then the Reds S14 Season and was first man home. Moral of the story, Queenslanders cant handle real beer!
Skills Used: Sleeping Skills
Ringo (foundation member): Ringo likes to get drunk, whats wrong with that as long as his liver feels good? Ringo got drunk and managed to get half the touring party ejected with this doozy "there's plenty other pubs who will drink our drinks" at Mermaid SLSC. Ejected from Mermaid Tav for poor dress code Ringo crept off into the night never to be seen again.
Skills Used: Ranting Skills, Bouncer Irritation Skills, Punting Skills
Boris (member): The sneaky Russian will need to buy a new belt if he keeps his current strike rate going, that thing has more holes then the Rabbitohs defensive line. Last spotted with a thong taped to his foot at Mermaid the bear headed home to change for a night on surfers nightclubs tiles never to be spotted again.
Skills Used: Thong repair skills, Bedroom Skills
Winny (Alumni): Arriving late at some point in time the rice man probably put away a few rums. Hit surfers and seduced a pole in rosie with some nice dance moves.
Skills Used: Pissing in the shower skills, pole dancing skills
Chief (alumni): Piddick likes to get drunk and usualy does a good job. Not sure about his effort this weekend, the lack of the Piddick stagger was a concern for all of the community. Is there still a fire in this mans belly, is retirement immanent, or is it the preseason cobwebs? At least Liverpool won, c*nts!
Skills Used: Missing the Taxi skills
G-Dog (refugee): One of the drunkest men on the Gold Coast at the moment the Dog wouldn't let a serious bout of asthma stop him from giving a serious dig. Solid effort from the Kiwi with a late night visitor to top it off!
Skills Used: Not dying skills, Warnie Skills, punting skills
Jordo (alumni): The event director didnt let anyone down, another well run piss-up. Got himself smashed and staggered all over the joint. Nearly fulfilled one of his fantasies with a certain KH coming over for a late night stop over!
Skills Used: Leading Skills, KH Handling skills
Toots (associate): Toots Le Lay the official photographer for surfparkadventures.blogspot.com put in another solid effort. After nearly passing out on the way into town Tits Megee regathered her composure by downing copious amounts of booze at the Rose.
Skills Used: stamina skills, camera skills
Pirate (non resident member): The pirate likes to get drunk, he taught the old queenslander a lesson in how to drink real beer. Last spotted staggering down the GC highway at 3:30am with trademark powerade in hand before hailing a lift with a radnom punter by yelling in his car window.
Skills Used; stamina skills, hitch-hiking skills, urinating on the street skills, punting skills
Got to Have Skills! Punting Skills! Our Liam gets up at 9-1
L-R: Pirate, Winny, Chief, Ringo, Robbo, G-Dog
A few of the toots on tour
L-R Charms, Cass, Wardy, Shelle, Toots
posted by Surf Park at 12:00 PM
3 Comments:
hey boys, sounds like another great surf park event. once again kicking myself for not being there. not to worry as i'm sure there'll be plenty more. pops
To say that Queenslanders can not handle their piss when refering wholely and solely to Robbo is an obvious unfair comment. When all know that Robbo is the oldest person to have ever walked through the holy surf park doors. Weighing in at a massive 485 years old, his drinking stamina, like his hair, is falling faster than a 2 Dollar hooker does to her knees. Come on fellas. Alls fair in love and Surf Park!
Wombat
I managed to quite successfully pass out on the mermaid beach and sleep for a few hours before heading up to surfers to continue my night. Stricko ended up nearly in Cooly after not getting off the bus.
Had a great time, I'm sure I need to be filled in on all the things I did badly, cos God knows I don't remember anything.
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