Pirate's Propaganda #1 - Don't No Ball Me - Includes Pirate's Pea Heart
"Dont no ball me!"
Speed and cricket don't mix
So the Victor Bravo Series has come and gone once again. The Aussies were pushed to a 3rd game for the first time in upteen years, yet walked away winners once again.
My highlight of the series was seeing Murali getting spanked all around the park for the worst ODI figures of 0/99, with the Sydney crowd chanting 'no ball' with every delivery. Murali has stated that this will be his last tour of Australia due to the crowd heclking him. Personally I am dissapointed, because this year the Aussies played the Saffas at the Gabba and I missed out on my chance to join in the 'no ball' chants at the google-eyed Tamil
Murali needs to grow a thicker skin, sportspeople in any professional code are heckled when playing at an oppositions home ground. Brett Lee copped it from the Barmy Army recently, Wally Lewis received the (and deservedly so) "Wallys a Wanker" in NSW and even from his home crowd at Seagulls games. Does he expect we roll out the red carpet for him, doctor our pitches in his favour and field a Bangladesh quality batting line up like he receives back home where he has taken the majority of his wickets? The ICC has already changed the laws of the game for you, what more do you want?
For those sympathisers with excuses "he cant straighten his arm" or "he passsed testing at UWA" you must be on drugs to beleive he would bowl with the same "match" action when under such testing and scrutiny. Already a bunch of holy than thou fools have come out in support of Murali, including Peter Roebuck (the hack journo who wanted Lee out of the side this summer, and claimed Lee may one day kill someone) and that toff Mark Nicholas. How come your not getting behind Andre Botha? His action is no worse the Murali's.
So piss of Murali you little sook, you have been awarded the first ever Pirates Pea Heart of the Week Award! For your effort our sponsors at bunnings and kleenex have kindly donated you these great gifts.
Speed and cricket don't mix
So the Victor Bravo Series has come and gone once again. The Aussies were pushed to a 3rd game for the first time in upteen years, yet walked away winners once again.
My highlight of the series was seeing Murali getting spanked all around the park for the worst ODI figures of 0/99, with the Sydney crowd chanting 'no ball' with every delivery. Murali has stated that this will be his last tour of Australia due to the crowd heclking him. Personally I am dissapointed, because this year the Aussies played the Saffas at the Gabba and I missed out on my chance to join in the 'no ball' chants at the google-eyed Tamil
Murali needs to grow a thicker skin, sportspeople in any professional code are heckled when playing at an oppositions home ground. Brett Lee copped it from the Barmy Army recently, Wally Lewis received the (and deservedly so) "Wallys a Wanker" in NSW and even from his home crowd at Seagulls games. Does he expect we roll out the red carpet for him, doctor our pitches in his favour and field a Bangladesh quality batting line up like he receives back home where he has taken the majority of his wickets? The ICC has already changed the laws of the game for you, what more do you want?
For those sympathisers with excuses "he cant straighten his arm" or "he passsed testing at UWA" you must be on drugs to beleive he would bowl with the same "match" action when under such testing and scrutiny. Already a bunch of holy than thou fools have come out in support of Murali, including Peter Roebuck (the hack journo who wanted Lee out of the side this summer, and claimed Lee may one day kill someone) and that toff Mark Nicholas. How come your not getting behind Andre Botha? His action is no worse the Murali's.
So piss of Murali you little sook, you have been awarded the first ever Pirates Pea Heart of the Week Award! For your effort our sponsors at bunnings and kleenex have kindly donated you these great gifts.
posted by Surf Park at 3:35 PM
2 Comments:
thats very very harsh mate and uncalled for. just kidding. there's only one good thing about murali and thats listening to ringo try and say his name on that rant of his from two years ago. anyway big fan of the pea heart award and i hope it is a weekly thing. i'd almost put money on robbo winning it in the near future as well. pops
Inspirational piece on the chucker from Sri Lanka. There isn't too many men who could be hated so much (by us) and yet loved so much (by srillys) at the same time. It will be a real shame if we won't see the the most successful thrower that every tried to bowl ever again in OZ. I'd love to watch a few more innings where he gets carted for 0/99 off 10.Good Times...Bear
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