Ringo's Rant #5 - Imitation is the greatest form of flattery
This is for you Nut!
Hey guys, The Rant is coming a day early due to Good Friday remember to get your grog today because you cant buy it tomoro what a pain in the arse that is but that's for a totally different rant...
Over the last few weeks I've noticed something and it is best described by a favourite saying of mine "something is a poor mans something". For example, Andy Bichel is a poor mans Brett Lee, A1 is a poor mans F1 or one of my favourites AFL is a poor mans sport (is it a sport? it should be played on lifestyle channel). Anyway it appears someone is masquerading as a poor example of the Great Man Ringo! What? I hear you all say, but yes that is correct and you know who you are ! Greeky you fat cunt you are a poor mans Ringo! Hey steady up bloke ( I can hear Pops uttering those words already) thats a bit harsh you may also declare. but proof is in the PUDding!
He drinks xxxx gold a poor mans Tooheys New
He plays lawn bowls a poor mans Rugby League
He supports manly/QLD both poor mens Rugby League Teams
He Shoots cocksucking cowboys a poor mans Tequila
He lives or used to live in Brisbane a poor mans Sydney
That's just a few! I could continue the comparisons forever but we all know there is nothing better then the original!Me the original great man (whats next greeky claims to be the excellent man greeky) New South Wales the original and the best state, a Mars bar over a Mars bar with almonds, The Predator shitting all over Predator 2, face it greeky no one likes a sequel!
One of the most dissapointing things about greekys gibberish is that it is all lies, at least rant about something that is true. Please greeky making up fan mail, whats next you give your fat gut a name. I will give you a tip Pud's taken maybe you can call it pod.
I think the clincher for all those who aren't convinced is that he writes for http://cdrrg.blogspot.com a poor mans Surf Park Adventures. You guys have been imitating us from day one, you're lucky that I'm heading off to the bar because i can feel my rant stepping up to 5th gear( ps happy anniversary gaz). Anyway cunts im off to the bar to get turfed for a great night out at toga
*ringo*
P.S Did i say Queensland is a poor mans New South Wales?
Hey guys, The Rant is coming a day early due to Good Friday remember to get your grog today because you cant buy it tomoro what a pain in the arse that is but that's for a totally different rant...
Over the last few weeks I've noticed something and it is best described by a favourite saying of mine "something is a poor mans something". For example, Andy Bichel is a poor mans Brett Lee, A1 is a poor mans F1 or one of my favourites AFL is a poor mans sport (is it a sport? it should be played on lifestyle channel). Anyway it appears someone is masquerading as a poor example of the Great Man Ringo! What? I hear you all say, but yes that is correct and you know who you are ! Greeky you fat cunt you are a poor mans Ringo! Hey steady up bloke ( I can hear Pops uttering those words already) thats a bit harsh you may also declare. but proof is in the PUDding!
He drinks xxxx gold a poor mans Tooheys New
He plays lawn bowls a poor mans Rugby League
He supports manly/QLD both poor mens Rugby League Teams
He Shoots cocksucking cowboys a poor mans Tequila
He lives or used to live in Brisbane a poor mans Sydney
That's just a few! I could continue the comparisons forever but we all know there is nothing better then the original!Me the original great man (whats next greeky claims to be the excellent man greeky) New South Wales the original and the best state, a Mars bar over a Mars bar with almonds, The Predator shitting all over Predator 2, face it greeky no one likes a sequel!
One of the most dissapointing things about greekys gibberish is that it is all lies, at least rant about something that is true. Please greeky making up fan mail, whats next you give your fat gut a name. I will give you a tip Pud's taken maybe you can call it pod.
I think the clincher for all those who aren't convinced is that he writes for http://cdrrg.blogspot.com a poor mans Surf Park Adventures. You guys have been imitating us from day one, you're lucky that I'm heading off to the bar because i can feel my rant stepping up to 5th gear( ps happy anniversary gaz). Anyway cunts im off to the bar to get turfed for a great night out at toga
*ringo*
P.S Did i say Queensland is a poor mans New South Wales?
posted by Surf Park at 11:50 AM
2 Comments:
no no thats fair enough ringo. actually good call, just don't hold greeky's crap against the CDRGG though bloke. pops
Greeky would smash you on the tequila. Queer!!!
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