The Manouver - with Morro

"The manouver" is something that can be used in a number of situations and for a number of purposes. As a rule, it should generally only be performed when u are drunk. One purpose the manouver can be used for is to obtain praise from your mates. For example, there may be a smoking hot chick in the vacinity that you know that you would never have a chance with. Before you attempt "the manouver" in this it is advisable that you let your mates know you're up to something. This can be done with a quick elbow in the ribs and a "watch this". Next you have to approach the girl in a friendly manner and feed her some bullshit story. Perhaps that your mates have bet you that you couldn't get a kiss from her, and that if she gives you a little kiss on the cheek you would be more than happy to buy her a drink. Next comes the execution. You simlpy turn your cheek and touch it with your index finger and wait. As she leans over to give you a kiss, you simply whip your puckering lips around and plant one on her! Brilliant! This is usually followed by a rush of excitement mixed with self-satisfaction and an inabilty to hold back laughter. Finally, you look at her and say in mock-anger "I said on the cheek!! I'm not buying you a drink!" Haha. Then you simply return to your mates and receive your due praise.



"The manouver" can also be used when a female is trying to use her hotness to get something from you. One example of this is when a hot chick tries to milk a drink from you. You need to be careful at all times when you are out that you do not fall victim to this despicable trap. If you ever find yourself in a situation where a girl seems to be overly friendly or flirtatious, you need to test her out. Offer her a drink and if she is eager and jumps at the offer, you can be pretty sure she's a milker. That is when when you know it is an appropriate time to perform "the manouver". You simply perform, as suggested above, by saying you will buy her a drink if she gives you a kiss on the cheek.. Then BAM!! ..." I SAID ON THE CHEEK!!!". Bye bye milker.

A second example of a milker is what I call "the queue-jumping betty". I found myself in this situation a couple of months ago at fisho's. It was a busy night and the line was huge. I was fairly close to the front after over an hour of waiting and there fuckheads pushing in all over the shop. I was quite irritated at the time and this chick comes up next to me with her friend and asks in an accent, "is it ok if we stand with u?" She was this blonde bombshell, pretty as, flawless rig. I was havin none of it. I said "where are you from?" She replied "we're from Sveden." I said"I'll tell you what, if you give me a kiss on the cheek I'll let you stand with me." She obliged and I busted "the manouver" and said "I SAID ON THE CHEEK!!! GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!!" Haha. Ye ye yeeeaa!