Surf Park Profile #5 - Boris
After a long hiatus the Profiles are back. This week we profile the infamous Boris. A current resident, and some may say forms part of SP's best ever line up.

Bear Mauling
AKA: Boris, The Bear, Nick Meacham
Status: Single. Trialling for contract with French Elite one Club LeLay. Current SP Resident Member
Teams: St George, NSW, Indianapolis Colts
Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Tooheys, Blondes
Random Fact: The nickname Boris derives from his Days in the KGB. In order to escape and live a life of luxury in Surf Park Boris stowed away in a shipping container full of Vodka. He managed to survive 3 months at sea, living on straight vodka and catching roaches. Not a bad effort for a two year old.
Sports Heros: Gaz and Baz, Some Seppo NFL'ers
Known For: Being Sneaky
Been Heard Saying: Oh, I was going to bet on that (then pointing to one of 7 circled horses)!
Once got so drunk that: He performed the bear at an asian restaurant on the Indonesian island of Bali at 4am. Winny stole his scraps.
By Day: Health Club Extraordinaire
Skills: Sneaky Skills, Bear Skills, Barracuda Skills

Now an Australian and all round bad ass

Bear Mauling
AKA: Boris, The Bear, Nick Meacham
Status: Single. Trialling for contract with French Elite one Club LeLay. Current SP Resident Member
Teams: St George, NSW, Indianapolis Colts
Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Tooheys, Blondes
Random Fact: The nickname Boris derives from his Days in the KGB. In order to escape and live a life of luxury in Surf Park Boris stowed away in a shipping container full of Vodka. He managed to survive 3 months at sea, living on straight vodka and catching roaches. Not a bad effort for a two year old.
Sports Heros: Gaz and Baz, Some Seppo NFL'ers
Known For: Being Sneaky
Been Heard Saying: Oh, I was going to bet on that (then pointing to one of 7 circled horses)!
Once got so drunk that: He performed the bear at an asian restaurant on the Indonesian island of Bali at 4am. Winny stole his scraps.
By Day: Health Club Extraordinaire
Skills: Sneaky Skills, Bear Skills, Barracuda Skills

Now an Australian and all round bad ass
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