Surf Park Profile #5 - Boris

After a long haiatus the Profiles are back. This week we profile the infamous Boris a current who is a part of SP best ever line up as a current Memeber.


Bear Mauling

AKA: Boris, The Bear, Nick Meacham

Status: Single. Trialling for contract with French Elite one Club LeLay. Current SP Resident Member

Teams: St Geoege, NSW, Indianapolus Colts

Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Tooheys, Blondes

Random Fact: The nickname Boris derives from his Days in the KGB. In order to escape and live a life of luxury in Surf Park Boris stowed away in a shipping container full of Vodka. He managed to survive 3 months at sea living on straight vodka and catching roaches. Not a bad effort for a two year old.

Sports Heros: Gaz and Baz, Some Seppo NFL'ers

Known For: Being Sneaky

Been Heard Saying: Oh, I was going to bet on that (then pointing to one of 7 circled horses)!

Once got so drunk that: He performed the bear at an asian restaraunt on the indonesian island of bali at 4am. Winny stole his scraps.

By Day: Health Club Extraordinare

Skills: Sneaky Skills, Bear Skills, Baracuda Skills


Now an Australian and all round bad ass