Ringo's Rant #8

Well I’ve been sitting at uni for the last hour ranting to myself and to anyone who cares to listen or walk by when it suddenly dawned on me, geez its been so long since you have had a rant don’t waste this anger… the fans deserve to hear it (that’s you nut)!
I can hear pops cheering all the way from Bundy, "wow finally another Ringo’s rant!"
But hold onto your seat pops because I haven’t been this angry since that little K-Hunt was selected for Straya. So why waste anymore time the Cross section of the population that I’m aiming this little rant? This is to is all those dickheads out there who work in administration.
What the Fuck do you do???? Surely you lazy fucks must get some work done sometime? You can't spend all your time on the net like G-Dog does!
I'll set the scene, The Great Man Ringo (that's me) has been at uni for a 1000 years and I was all set to graduate at the end of this year… But no some fuckwit in administration had different ideas! Instead of finding my last prac they decided to surf the net and crikey, read all about Steve Irwin’s death. As sad as it is and I mean no disrespect but he's dead, and I'm not, so find me a fucking prac! So now I get an email saying I will have to do my prac in Feb next year, and for the next 4 months I’m in limbo which means I will have to find a job which means getting off my lazy ass! Fuck I’m pissed off.
To make things worse I have it on good authority that this chick who is meant to find me a prac is mates with none other then the most useless/unreliable bastard in the world. Yeah you guessed it all you cdrgg boys you know who im talking about now POTTER. Potter do you have a reliable friend in the world?
So this weeks rant goes out to all the useless administration workers out there who spend more time mucking around on the net then doing there jobs and to that useless Dirt box potter fuck you and your friends!
6 Comments:
Pops does SHIT all at work. He's in Admin. His job is to collect and test SHIT. So I geuss your theory is correct Ringo.
Greeky
Thats pretty funny Greeky you Fucking Cock! Your the poof who works in an office. And don't try and suck up to Ringo he knows your a scum admin worker. Finally it is about time Ringo, its been way to long between rants. Oh yeah and you can give Potter a spray yourself when he comes down over the hols. Pops
Hey dickhead, i have a solution to your problem!!! Come up to bundy, join a group of boys who know how to drink and you can do your final prac with me as your supervising teacher, ill make sure you get at least an S3 and i can sit on my arse for a few weeks while you do my work you bludging fuck!!
Nice spray to pops about stiring shit all day greeky, your still a cock head though. Can get on the piss that pops fella.
bucky loves the cock!!!!!!
Thats cock...tail mate!!
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