G-Dog Da Kiwi #10 - Good Looking Kiwi Chicks

Yes folks right from the keypad of Surf Parks Resident 'Guy on the Couch' its the next long awaited installment of G-Dog Da Kiwi

This week we look at

Good looking female kiwis....

1. Xena Warrior Princess


added bonus of being dominated in the bedroom

2. Rachel Hunter


a rare model out of New Zealand

3. Mandy Smith


good with a big stick

4. Hayley Westenra


up and coming young singer who likes making noise

5. Baaaarbara


never complains and pushes back harder if up against a cliff

Surf Park Profile #5 - Boris

After a long hiatus the Profiles are back. This week we profile the infamous Boris. A current resident, and some may say forms part of SP's best ever line up. 


Bear Mauling

AKA: Boris, The Bear, Nick Meacham

Status: Single. Trialling for contract with French Elite one Club LeLay. Current SP Resident Member

Teams: St George, NSW, Indianapolis Colts

Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Tooheys, Blondes

Random Fact: The nickname Boris derives from his Days in the KGB. In order to escape and live a life of luxury in Surf Park Boris stowed away in a shipping container full of Vodka. He managed to survive 3 months at sea, living on straight vodka and catching roaches. Not a bad effort for a two year old.

Sports Heros: Gaz and Baz, Some Seppo NFL'ers

Known For: Being Sneaky

Been Heard Saying: Oh, I was going to bet on that (then pointing to one of 7 circled horses)!

Once got so drunk that: He performed the bear at an asian restaurant on the Indonesian island of Bali at 4am. Winny stole his scraps.

By Day: Health Club Extraordinaire

Skills: Sneaky Skills, Bear Skills, Barracuda Skills


Now an Australian and all round bad ass

G-Dog The Aussie

Spotted during the recent world cup wearing Green and Gold cheering on the socceroos was none other than G-Dog Da Kiwi!



Go Straya!