Bear v Chicken
Fuelled by the angry mans drink Bundy Rum, Boris the Bear thought he would pick a fight with a Chicken at Fisho's on Sunday arvo.
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Mundine v Green aint got nuttin on this bout
Well it was never the Jakie Chan scene that Bear thought it could have been, the chicken pummeled him and gave him a dose of Pox for good measure.
Is chicken pox an STD? I knew I should have wrapped up in th Gabba dunnies!
Boris the Bears Bitches Tip for the week: Stay away from Bitches with Spots. Surf Parks tip of the week, stay away from Boris the Bear
vs 
Mundine v Green aint got nuttin on this bout
Well it was never the Jakie Chan scene that Bear thought it could have been, the chicken pummeled him and gave him a dose of Pox for good measure.
Is chicken pox an STD? I knew I should have wrapped up in th Gabba dunnies!
Boris the Bears Bitches Tip for the week: Stay away from Bitches with Spots. Surf Parks tip of the week, stay away from Boris the Bear
posted by Surf Park at 9:31 AM
1 Comments:
Hey guys thanks for linking to my way-less-funny-than-this blog!! Seems I'm missing out on some crazy shenanigans but I don't think too much will change before I get back, the surf park legend will live on I'm sure. Sorry to hear about the shingles there Boris.. A little advice for next time, don't be silly wrap your willy.
xxx Cass
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