Pirate's Propaganda #2 - CDRGG - Includes Pirate's Pea Heart
The Pirate has been soo damn busy drinking piss, chasing skirt, working and updating the blog that I have been unable to update my very own little column. So due to popular demand here is episode number 2!
The new gay pride symbol
CDRGG and associates, now I like these guys, I would nearly go as far to say that they are good blokes! But there is something about the CDRGG that really grinds my gears. No, it's not that they are Queenslanders! Although deep down this could the root of the problem. It is the fact that when they go to get on the piss, they drink XXXX Gold. Now for all of those fortunate enough not to know what I am talking about, XXXX Gold is the half strength beer brewed by possibly the worlds worst brewer XXXX (History tip: XXXX is named so as until New South Welshmen taught them Queenslander's didn't know how to spell beer).
CDRGG in action Pops, Geary, Womby and Tom Green rockin out at Gears Bucks Weekend
Why the hell would you drink a mid strength beer on a bucks weekend when you are trying to get drunk? It doesn't make sense! Whilst Surf Park and I are plowing through a carton of the great Tooheys New, you punks have to drink 36 of your cat-pisseque Golds to match our drunken state! You are never going to drink more then 50% more beers then us over a weekend, no matter how often you piss!
Even before SP was around, Ringo and Pirate knew how to drink. Mooloola '01 (40 cartons for day consumption)
Come on guys start drinking real beer, even if it is XXXX bitter! Soft and Proud should be your new motto! If you're scared, come on down to SP and we will teach you how to stomach full strength beer, one at a time. We will even donate our time for free.
How to pack a fridge SP style. Note the lack of girly beer!
So this weeks Pea Heart of the week award goes to CDRGG for being Soft and Proud! Unlike being gay and proud (we love you Moss) this is unacceptable!
Discalimer: Drinking gold when the DD or at Gay QLD sporting venues is permissable, just.
The new gay pride symbol
CDRGG and associates, now I like these guys, I would nearly go as far to say that they are good blokes! But there is something about the CDRGG that really grinds my gears. No, it's not that they are Queenslanders! Although deep down this could the root of the problem. It is the fact that when they go to get on the piss, they drink XXXX Gold. Now for all of those fortunate enough not to know what I am talking about, XXXX Gold is the half strength beer brewed by possibly the worlds worst brewer XXXX (History tip: XXXX is named so as until New South Welshmen taught them Queenslander's didn't know how to spell beer).
CDRGG in action Pops, Geary, Womby and Tom Green rockin out at Gears Bucks Weekend
Why the hell would you drink a mid strength beer on a bucks weekend when you are trying to get drunk? It doesn't make sense! Whilst Surf Park and I are plowing through a carton of the great Tooheys New, you punks have to drink 36 of your cat-pisseque Golds to match our drunken state! You are never going to drink more then 50% more beers then us over a weekend, no matter how often you piss!
Even before SP was around, Ringo and Pirate knew how to drink. Mooloola '01 (40 cartons for day consumption)
Come on guys start drinking real beer, even if it is XXXX bitter! Soft and Proud should be your new motto! If you're scared, come on down to SP and we will teach you how to stomach full strength beer, one at a time. We will even donate our time for free.
How to pack a fridge SP style. Note the lack of girly beer!
So this weeks Pea Heart of the week award goes to CDRGG for being Soft and Proud! Unlike being gay and proud (we love you Moss) this is unacceptable!
Discalimer: Drinking gold when the DD or at Gay QLD sporting venues is permissable, just.
posted by Surf Park at 5:39 PM
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