Ringo's Rant #2 -
This weeks rant goes out to all those cunts travelling the globe. Why the fuck do you send emails that are 50 pages long? I dont give a fuck about your hour by hour annalysis of what you have been doing and im too lazy to read it. All it does is rub in the fact that your travelling the world having fun while im stuck back here broke as fuck going to uni.
From now on anyone travelling the word if you want me to read it try keeping it shorter here is a typical template of what i would like to see:
Went out last night got so fucking drunk got a root think she was German couldnt understand the bitch. Woke up spewed hurting so much think I'm in France maybe Austria fucked if Id know! Im soo rad drunk going back to the pub soon.
Agghh see ya later.
posted by Surf Park at 12:45 PM
6 Comments:
horse is back
horse is back
outstanding ranting bloke, could have been a bit harsher though. anyway can't wait til this weekend when i will hopefully get to see some ranting live. pops.
Just a wee little jealous boy, aren't we? Although, we did spend 6 hours in the pub getting smashed on sat! P.S Ness has snagged herself a Hoi-Hoi lookalike.... Don't tell... Meikamusa.
6 hours, fuck off and come back after you spend 30+ hours doing it on a weekend...Didnt you just read the blog... Riceys
hey ringo, im so rad drunk, 5am just went to some random turkish club po na na's ... got picked up by a stinky fat dude, think he was russian, couldn't get too close cos of the smell. he had a furry hat and vodka thuo. now in my dorm room, chattin to leary, will be back at the pub in 11 hours.. communal bathrooms suck , its soo far away. im so rad drunk once again!!! xx u know who in naarich
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