Ringo's Rant #1

After years of late night drunken rants I finally have a stage to deliver my gibberish to the masses. Alas my first rant was almost ruined before it started after my first day back at uni ensured i was far too happy to rant, due largely to the ready supply of tidy 18 year old first year stunners walking around. But sure enough the fire in my belly (pud) was sparked tonight on the back of some poor reffering and that little extemely unfunny bastard Rove ( he always pisses me off).

So enough crap and lets get to it! I dedicate my first rant to all the Bundy xxxx gold drinkin poofters (CDRGG boys). When the fuck is Dizzy Gillespie going to get a recall in to the Australian cricket team? That Mick Lewis cunt has overstayed his welcome and let me tell you he has been damn well useless! Don't use that excuse Dizzy is too old or passed it cause Lewis is older. Dizzy is back baby and he's bowling like a man possesed ( not quite as good as Binger but definately better then Lewis or Kaspa-myth) get Dizzy to South Africa I say we need the mullet back! I defie anyone to tell me they dont miss him.

Signing off I'm Ringo and remember, stay cranky GC.


Yes that's you CDRGG Homo's!