Bear on Bitches #4 - The Next Morning

It all depends on the situation. If your hungover and want to sleep, then thats exactly what you do! Remember she doesn't own you, you do what you want!
The best method is one that was first noted by the great man Quagmire (AKA Morrow). After being asked a deep and personal question shortly after sex evade answering and fire back with "I've got a question, what are YOU still doing here? " This normally doesn't go down well and ruins any chance of a repeat visit, but is extremely effective.
If they still don't get the picture, leave the house for about 8 hours. Make sure you take any important belongings an angry cracky will take anything.
In the end if any of the abvove don't work, drag her out of the house and fly kick her in the guts, you know just in case.
Bear
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When she says can you call me a cab the correct responce is " Your a cab" and then proceed to slam the door in her face!!
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