Ringo's Rant #6- KHunt

Well if you didn't see this rant coming then your either;
A. You are as stupid as that fat cunt Greeky
B. Moved to Melbourne and have no idea what’s going on in the real world these days (Hi Tash)
or
C. Disappeared off the face of the planet, speaking of that has anyone seen Piddick?

Regardless of all this Ifeel it’s a rant I have to make, one that i feel very passionately about....
What the fuck is up with the Australian selectors, to quote the great Basement Jaxx Where’s Your (fucking) Head At?? Why the fuck did those wankers at the ARL select that spastic K-Hunt. Pops for you mate this is not just another classic example of me sledging anything that comes out of QLD, because even you will admit his a fucking kiwi. Bloody Geordie is laughing his head off! We lose one series and start selecting kiwis, what next they pick the Chin CARROL and the THORN in my side?

If the QLD selectors fell the need to add more QLD’ers to the team(I don't know why they do, when was the last time they won a State of Origin series?) Haven't they been watching Mat Bowen or did they miss the game against Newcastle when he single handedly turned the match with a piece of Brilliance.

If they are looking for youth what about Greg Inglis he has been carving up down Melbourne way and then they could even play the QLD card there as well. (even though he really is a blue).

If there looking for excitement how good is Milton Thaiday playing! He would fit in perfectly just leave him in Newcastle until after the team bonding session is finished.

If they're looking for someone who is from another country fuck it, put Hasem el Masri in there I’m sure he could adapt to fullback

If there looking to simply piss me, ‘the great man Ringo’ off put that useless but quick cunt Brent Stewart in there, sure i would have to listen to Nut carry on about how good he is and how the Kenza Beaver and Stewie show is on fire, but that’s a price I would be willing to pay to ensure that useless cunt Hunt isn’t there!

Finally if there looking for some versatility someone who could cover a few positions what about Tonguey???????SP’s list of fullbacks who are better then K-Hunt (in no particular order)

1. Mini
2. Hodgson
3. Hornby
4. Bowen
5. Slater
6. Inglis
7. Schifcofske
8. Wesser
9. Thaidai
10. McKinnon

How will Hunt fuck up first?

A) Be stood up by a slow Kiwi
B) Poor positional play leads to try
C) Drop a Benji Bomb
D) Drop a ball after a Front Row Gang Tackle

PS Look Out for us with our "KIWIS LOVE SHEEP, WE LOVE BEAVER BANNER" at the ANZAC Test! If you're not there, you are gay...Proper Gay