G-Dog Da Kiwi #5 - Stupid Kiwi Names

1. New Zealand Solicitors: Hitchcock and Scratchett.

2. After the All Blacks, sports teams gave themselves names such as Tall Blacks (Basketball), All Whites (Soccer), Ice Blacks (Ice Hockey), Wheel Blacks (Wheelchair Rugby) and even Black Cocks (Badminton). After the badminton name was announced a New Zealand newspaper headline said "Authorities find Black Cocks hard to
Swallow...")

3. Whakapapa (pronounced Fuck-a-Papa) - North Island Place Name.

4. Helen Clark - normal name but very silly person. (only kiwis are stupid enough to put a woman in power)

5. Chilly Bin, Jandals, Duvet, Judder Bar, Twink.... hahaha laugh it up you silly Aussies.