Gambling Weekend - Saturday - Robbo's Screw Up and Redemption
Waking up to Robbo yelling "Get Up Dirty Leary!" wasn't the ideal start to the day. After a long night on the piss Pirate, Boris and Old Man Robbo hop a lift courtesy of Mrs to the Gold Coast Turf Club for a day on the punt. After arriving late and missing out on putting money on a tip the great man Ringo only to see the horse come in at 9-1 we thought we were in for a shite day.
Setting up camp infront of the bookies and bar's the boys got back on the sauce nailing jug after jug whilst studying the form. After starting out strong with a couple wins and exta's it started going down hill after we celebrated a trifecta win in Sydney. Plagerize had toyed with the feild after we stood her out to bring home a great win (unfortunately it would be her last race after she pulled up lame - the end of a potentially great horse) Pirate went to collect our coin when it was found out Robbo had placed the bet in race 6 instead of 4 costing us the win! Fool!
With our heads down and losing the next 6 exacta's to 1st and 3rd places each time, and getting screwed on the Melbourne Treble by a 91-1 shot. Robbo convinced the boys to put on a Treble and then back themselves again on the double in Melbourne. After a nervous 3rd race, the boys were shouting down the Might and Power bar and screaming We're Rich Bitch on their way to collect! Robbo had redeemed himself, for once!
Redemption has never been so sweet - We're Rich Biach!
The boys promptly hopped a cab forgetting about the live double they still had in Perth to sip on Corona's and watch the greatest game of all - Rugby League on Fox Sports. Before departing for a night on the town! SP Style!
Setting up camp infront of the bookies and bar's the boys got back on the sauce nailing jug after jug whilst studying the form. After starting out strong with a couple wins and exta's it started going down hill after we celebrated a trifecta win in Sydney. Plagerize had toyed with the feild after we stood her out to bring home a great win (unfortunately it would be her last race after she pulled up lame - the end of a potentially great horse) Pirate went to collect our coin when it was found out Robbo had placed the bet in race 6 instead of 4 costing us the win! Fool!
With our heads down and losing the next 6 exacta's to 1st and 3rd places each time, and getting screwed on the Melbourne Treble by a 91-1 shot. Robbo convinced the boys to put on a Treble and then back themselves again on the double in Melbourne. After a nervous 3rd race, the boys were shouting down the Might and Power bar and screaming We're Rich Bitch on their way to collect! Robbo had redeemed himself, for once!
Redemption has never been so sweet - We're Rich Biach!
The boys promptly hopped a cab forgetting about the live double they still had in Perth to sip on Corona's and watch the greatest game of all - Rugby League on Fox Sports. Before departing for a night on the town! SP Style!
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