Toots' Tips for Picking Up Chicks - #1 Supermarket

Hot Tip: Chicks in pink tops and minis with mobiles are aching, make them your target! Always a sure thing!

Location: Supermarket – Make sure you choose a decent supermarket that chicks would actually shop at, not the dodgy 7/11 down the road where the Korean guy sells u cheap hotdogs and slushies. You do not want to pick up the chicks that shop here. The store needs at least 7 aisles with a semi-decent fruit and vege section.

Target Market: Flatmates – Young, hot chicks that shop together (they are most likely not lemons so don’t even try). Make sure they are not in a rush!Step class or a manicure is way more important than some wanker at Woolworth’s.

MILF’S – Main target (if you’re only looking to score, say no to that baggage!!). MILFS have more time to spare and are always open to…..well anything. Make sure there is no ring, and that they are not with a guy (I'm sure you could hold your own but get over yourself!).

Required accessories: Baby – Borrow or steal one (preferably not have one yourself cos it would just be ugly therefore negating the purpose of the task). A baby has ultimate magical pulling power for both hot flatties and MILFS, and will give you opportunity to advance.

Do: Fill up your trolley with items with sexual relevance such as cucumber, carrots, whipped cream (but not too much, you don’t wanna look like a sex maniac, not yet anyway J), sausages and grapes. These items will encourage unconscious sexual thoughts which will improve the mood for picking up.

Don’t: Fill your trolley up with stuff like bread and microwave dinners, these foods have no sexual innuendo and makes you look unhealthy and dumb. Try your luck with the check-out chick. She’s working and doesn’t want to hear your shit. Rejection is guaranteed.
Use a small child instead of a baby, it will just annoy the crap out of you, eat all your food and ruin any chance of striking with a hottie.

Say: Would you like a hand with your melons?

Overall, no matter where you are, detach yourself from desperation. Animals smell fear, chicks smell desperation. Major turn-off! Aim for min 5 out of 10!

Toots