Ringo's Rant #3 - We're Not Irish!

F#ck Your day Paddy! This is Australia and we drink real beer here!

You know what really shits me to tears? F#cks who celebrate events such as St Pats day and then try and make you feel inferior for not joining in on the festivities. Last time I checked we did not live in Ireland or New Zealand bro or even Guatemala. So f#ck Waitangi Day, St Pats Day, Canuck Day or Independence day too!

For that instance the only national day of pride I need is Jan 26th, and what a day it was this year! So for all those people out there who might be thinking of asking me to come join them in a Patties day beer my answer is a big not f#ckin interested!If any one even considers asking me to join in on something like Independence Day you better be ready for a swift roundhouse kick to the head mate. ( diclaimer norwegian day is super sweet so many hot scandos, and only because they are hot).

It just so happens that patties day lands on a Friday this year, which is more then enough to get me out on the piss. So anyone keen to head out tonight big "F#ck yeah its friday!" is all I need to hear. Anyone who is planning on St Pats day celebrations, lets just say there is a certain QLD supporter out there who knows all about my flykicking skills and I'm itching to them show a few more people.

*Ringo*

PS Well done to the Shire boy overnight bagging five for on Debut and another big fuck you to that downer c#nt Mick Lewis. F#ckin Victorians