News Flash - Taxi Shuns Gay Life, Returns to Ex
Additional reporting From Brisbane correspondant Winny:
Surf Park TAB is now paying the $1.01 divedend that thousands of punters took up on the "Will Taxi return to his Mrs" option at Surf Park TAB. After spending the weekend at the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras indulging in all the facets of his new lifestyle, Taxi returned one very sore and sorry boy.
Taxi entertains the Oxford St crowd last Sunday.
Upon his return to Brisvegas The Classy One knew he couldn't keep up the hetic demands of his new toy boy lifestyle for too much longer. A drunknen sms is all it took for the real apple in his eye to return to his life once again. When asked to comment, Taxi gave a brief statement to waiting media "The power of love, is far greater then the lust for sweet, rock hard ass."
SP TAB's spokesman Robbo Brown said despite the incredibly small odd's his agency had taken a beating. "It's common knowledge that Taxi liked to swing both ways. But just as sure as South Sydney fans start each season with fresh hope after the Charity Sheild, its a certainty they will return to their old ways.We've been screwed by Whales dumping Millions on a certain return, just like the Reds get screwed by the draw."
In other betting news SP TAB has shortened the Cowboys odds from $2.30 to $1.04 for this Sundays blcokbuster against the Broncos with the news that Hoi Hoi Jordo has secured tickets. When SP Adventures spoke to Robbo Brown he was filthy "F#ckin Jordo, he's cost me again. I took a sh!t load of bets at $2.30, then he goes and f#cks its up for me. I better have some luck at Randwick this weekend to cover these losses!"
Surf Park TAB is now paying the $1.01 divedend that thousands of punters took up on the "Will Taxi return to his Mrs" option at Surf Park TAB. After spending the weekend at the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras indulging in all the facets of his new lifestyle, Taxi returned one very sore and sorry boy.
Taxi entertains the Oxford St crowd last Sunday.
Upon his return to Brisvegas The Classy One knew he couldn't keep up the hetic demands of his new toy boy lifestyle for too much longer. A drunknen sms is all it took for the real apple in his eye to return to his life once again. When asked to comment, Taxi gave a brief statement to waiting media "The power of love, is far greater then the lust for sweet, rock hard ass."
SP TAB's spokesman Robbo Brown said despite the incredibly small odd's his agency had taken a beating. "It's common knowledge that Taxi liked to swing both ways. But just as sure as South Sydney fans start each season with fresh hope after the Charity Sheild, its a certainty they will return to their old ways.We've been screwed by Whales dumping Millions on a certain return, just like the Reds get screwed by the draw."
In other betting news SP TAB has shortened the Cowboys odds from $2.30 to $1.04 for this Sundays blcokbuster against the Broncos with the news that Hoi Hoi Jordo has secured tickets. When SP Adventures spoke to Robbo Brown he was filthy "F#ckin Jordo, he's cost me again. I took a sh!t load of bets at $2.30, then he goes and f#cks its up for me. I better have some luck at Randwick this weekend to cover these losses!"
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