G-Dog Da Kiwi #3 - Famous Kiwis

G-Dog da Kiwi - 5 famous kiwis

1. Russell Crowe: Born in Wellington, this great Kiwi actor sprung to fame in the USA with 'The Quick and the Dead' in 1995. Has acheived much success recently with films such as 'Gladiator' and 'A Beautiful Mind'. Starred also on South Park (as himself) with his friend Tugger (not Coleman) in a series called 'Fighting Around the World'.


Rusty doing what he does best beating up cunts in between trying to buy the Rabbitohs

2. Tonie Carroll: Born in Christchurch (the place of my birth). A great Kiwi rugby league player who has achieved success at domestic, national and international levels, albeit in the wrong coloured jerseys. Known for his workrate and big hits - very Kiwi-like.


Tonie Carroll playing for his real country smashing through the Leb defense. Cheatin QLD'ers allways steal Kiwis and Kumuls

3. Phar Lap: Born in Timaru. One of, if not the greatest horse in the world, Phar Lap ensured the Aussie horses were left staring at his arse in the 1930 Melbourne Cup. Phar lap raced in 51 races worldwide, winning 37 of them. A Kiwi Great.


Bullshit, Phar Laps an Aussie. You can have the rest Dog

4. Clarrie Grimmett: Born in Dunedin in 1891, Clarrie became the first cricketer to take 200 test wickets. His round arm leg spinning action enabled him to become a wizard with the ball, inspiring the great Richie Benaud who still rates him as one of the greatest bowlers of all time. Another great Kiwi who somehow kept on putting on the wrong coloured cap whenever he played.


Who gives a fuck, it was like a 100 years ago. Stupid Kiwis

5. Dan Bligh. Born in Taranaki (unconfirmed, but look him.... it has to be true). AKA Chuck, Squatter. An embarassment to all Kiwis as he claims to be a true blue Aussie, Dan looks more Kiwi than the average New Zealander. His unbelievable rugby union talent confirms that he must have Kiwi blood in him.


100%. Dan Bligh, he's a slice of heaven oh yeh