Timmys Hat #1 With Timmy Hat - The Canadian

Welcome to the first edition of Timmy's Hat with Timmy Hat. This column has been hotly anticipated for weeks and I'm sure the first edition will ensure a huge following.


THE CANADIAN - This cold-weather cap features a helmet of fine Canadian bacon and a chin-strap of sausage links. Just as their dense flesh protects pigs through the harsh Canadian winters, this hat keeps your head warm in the coldest of climates

I like this hat because.....
* It's made of meat. This gets points for originality but also the added quality of providing food for an entire BBQ.
* It looks stupid
* It makes fun of stupid Canadians

Don't leave home without it.....
* When attending a BBQ
* Playing with dogs
* Feeding goats

Famously worn by....
* stupid kanucks
* babe