Wednesday, January 22, 2014

7 year hiatus

So its been 7 years since the last SP post.

Back in 2006 this blog was a juggernaut that spawned a global fan base of 24 lost souls and one copy cat blog by the CDRGG boys, thanks imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thanks to the rise of social media being myspace, facebook and twitter the bloggin' ambitions of SP died a very fast death.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!

Since 2010 this site has somehow generated over 1000 views, I would hate to think of the search terms that were entered to stumble upon this page.

Anyway if anyone of the original SP or CDRGG crew reads this and posts a comment by June 2014, the editor will buy them a beer of their choice.

Cheers cunts

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Fit on YouTube

Well its been a long time between blogs, the Surf Park boys have a million stories to tell since last November but we will get to those later.

For now here's a link to Fit's short wakeskating movie on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7GCyb4CQgs

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Surf Park Profile #6 - Winny


Bustin out Platinum Style

AKA: Winny, G-Mill

Status: We aren't sure... Alumni Surf Park

Teams: Bulldogs, NSW.

Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum and any other non wheat based alocholic beverage

Random Fact: Winny is a rice heart and therefore cannot consume wheat based products. Thus meaning he cannot drink bear and eat pizza, he is totally gay

Sports Heros: Shrek, Big Willy

Known For: Being incredibbly light, capturing spews on camera, his 21st at the races, shutting down betting on Newcastle Knights games, jumping on grenades

Once got so drunk that: Went home with a FOT, had to catch the train home the next day stopping at several stations to spew.

Been Heard Saying: Its better to be cooked then caught!

By Day: TAB operator.


Camp Winny

Friday, September 15, 2006

SP Nitelife Review #2- Family - The Valley

#2 - THE FAMILY

Location: Family Nightclub, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane

Date visited: Saturday 8 September 2006

Time Visited: 11pm - dawn

Attendees: Dog, Pirate, Boris, Winnie, Ringo.

Guest Appearances: Toots, Cassi


dance floor view from level 2... out of mind

Background: After watching the Broncos get done by the Dragons, the boys were in good spirits. The Caxton provided a few beverages and the chance to show some social skills but the boys wanted dancing spliced with a little bit of 'crazy'. The Normanby was too packed (despite trying to sneak in), so it was decided The Family was the place to go. The undisputed reputation of Surf Park allowed the boys to jump directly to the front of the taxi queue that was 50m long, then the boys were at The Family in a matter of minutes.

After a short debate (won by 'it's better to be cooked than caught'), and short wait in the queue and a $15 cover charge later the crew were inside. It had been years since the majority of the crew had been in the place, and memories of '03 Uni Games came flooding back. And what a sight it was! Three levels of sweetness, from the raging dance floor at the bottom, the drinking section in the middle and the ulra chill out top floor. A few drinks later, including a disgusting pre-mixed Jagerbomb, the boys were gobsmacked with Leary's sneakiness as Cassi and Toots arrived, the latter promiscuously chasing a young man..... The more the merrier! Much boogying was to be had on the dance floor, cheeky texting, lots of water evaporating in mouths and subsequently, many toilet breaks. There was a fair but of talent, however it was a hard pickup place ("You just can't get a good read of these chics" - Ringo).

After dancing themselves silly, the surf park crew chilled out in the lounge, and departed circa 4.30am. However a ridiculous taxi queue added an hour to the night.



Ratings:

Location 7/10 - Other pubs are nearby but a taxi trip to and from is a pain.
Queue 9/10 - The 'new patrons' queue was shorter than the 'returning' queue meaning if you go in, you should stay in.
Cover charge 8/10 - $15 is reasonable considering the quality of the place
Music 9/10 - good variety at each level depending on your mood
Drink Prices 7/10 - expensive as is to be expected of nightclubs these days.
Females 8/10 - a few riggy-rig-rigs around - Brisbane chics are cool.
No. of Patrons 9/10 - a good number of people.
Pickin Up? 5/10 - pretty hard unless they are ugly.
Toilets 8/10 - Very impressive, lose marks for warm water though.
Fit Out 10/10 - Very very well done! Marvellous attention to detail. Minor problem is those silly little steps that you trip over all night (Tegan!)

TOTAL: 80 / 100


Ringo, Pirate, Dog (rear), Winny, Boris... walking with ghosts


Conclusion: The Family provided a great night out. The chances of picking up were slim, but the fit out, the music and the atmosphere ensured the night would be memorable. Definitely worth a trip every now and then, however a sober driver would be preferable to waiting in taxi queues to and from.


Learys hand how Ringo saw it whilst G-Mill is loving life (Right)

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Ringo's Rant #8



Well I’ve been sitting at uni for the last hour ranting to myself and to anyone who cares to listen or walk by when it suddenly dawned on me, geez its been so long since you have had a rant don’t waste this anger… the fans deserve to hear it (that’s you nut)!

I can hear pops cheering all the way from Bundy, "wow finally another Ringo’s rant!"
But hold onto your seat pops because I haven’t been this angry since that little K-Hunt was selected for Straya. So why waste anymore time the Cross section of the population that I’m aiming this little rant? This is to is all those dickheads out there who work in administration.

What the Fuck do you do???? Surely you lazy fucks must get some work done sometime? You can't spend all your time on the net like G-Dog does!

I'll set the scene, The Great Man Ringo (that's me) has been at uni for a 1000 years and I was all set to graduate at the end of this year… But no some fuckwit in administration had different ideas! Instead of finding my last prac they decided to surf the net and crikey, read all about Steve Irwin’s death. As sad as it is and I mean no disrespect but he's dead, and I'm not, so find me a fucking prac! So now I get an email saying I will have to do my prac in Feb next year, and for the next 4 months I’m in limbo which means I will have to find a job which means getting off my lazy ass! Fuck I’m pissed off.

To make things worse I have it on good authority that this chick who is meant to find me a prac is mates with none other then the most useless/unreliable bastard in the world. Yeah you guessed it all you cdrgg boys you know who im talking about now POTTER. Potter do you have a reliable friend in the world?

So this weeks rant goes out to all the useless administration workers out there who spend more time mucking around on the net then doing there jobs and to that useless Dirt box potter fuck you and your friends!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Surf Park Goes International

Hey Crew,



We have been pretty slack at updating lately with most (not all) of the boys busy with their day jobs, whilst slack pricks like Ringo sit around on couches fingering their ass to make time go by. Anyway if any of you have scrollled all the way to the bottom of this fine blog lately you would have noticed we have installed a map to show where we have been getting hits from lately. We have managed a few hits from overseas (not Australia) which is crazy. If you are one of these foreign freaks reading our blog, leave a comment! Perhaps you could suggest Ringo stops pleasuring his date and has a rant, or Timmy Hat stops being a whipped and bring back his critically acclaimed Timmy's Hat! In the words of Kayne West, we want Feeback, we want Feedback, Yeh!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

SP Nitelife Review - Platinum Broadbeach

New SP Adventures segment!

Surf Park rates drinking locations around the Gold Coast....

That's right! Surf Park residents act as 'mystery boozers' in order investigate the highs and lows of Gold Coast nightlife

First up we have a club which was first visited by the majority of the Surf Park crew last week reviewed by G-Dog Da Kiwi




#1 - PLATINUM

Location: Platinum Nightclub, Victoria Ave (Broadbeach Mall), Broadbeach
Date visited: Thursday 31 August 2006 (Friday was a public holiday)
Time Visited: 10:30pm - Sunrise

Attendees: Dog, Pirate, Boris, Winnie, Fot, Eriksen, Toots, Cassi, Fots mate Luke



Background: The crew had heard that there were at least 4 top DJs spinning tracks at Platinum on the Thursday night, hence giving a perfect reason to decline offers to head to the usual drinking spots in Surfers Paradise. Platinum was also within walking distance, and the Friday being a public holiday and lack of Gold Coast taxis this was a massive bonus.


The DJs lineup included Dirty South, Mr Timothy (T-Funk), Vandalism and John Course. These guys play regularly at Sydney and Melbournes best clubs, and play some killer beats. The cover charge of $25 dollars was reasonably high, however with a lineup of DJs second to none, Surf Park was expecting this. The queue went quickly and before we could say "giggity giggity goo" we were at the bar sticking whatever we could down our throat.... including alcohol such as coronas.

The joint was packed, but not too overcrowded with plenty of happy party people. Soon we were off our face! There were chics aplenty, the majority of them busting a move on the dance floor. Soon we were all charging.... everyone was charging..... except Toots who more than made up for it by her over drinking.

There were cheers from the boys every new DJ, and louder cheers when scantily clad women hopped up on the podium.... and even louder cheers when winnie made it up on the podium. By 1am the place was pumping, and Surf Parks visit was far from over as everyone was in a happy place, grooving and boozing the night away. There was some random texting was done amongst the boys ("We Found Boris!") and before long all were on the dance floor giving 100%. Rage Against the Machine made it into one of the DJ lineups which pleased the retro rockers of Surf Park. Mr Brightside was also a hit form the majority of the crew. The mystery boozers ended circa 5am upon which everyone stumbled home (except toots and cassi who took a taxi.... boooo!)



Winny Enjoying some tunes

Ratings:

Location 7/10 - a short stroll from Surf Park... no taxis required... but if this club failed other bars are too far away
Queue 8/10 - Small-ish queue but went quickly, was good considering a big night
Cover charge 6/10 - $25 is very steep but was kinda worth it considering the line-up
Music 10/10 - we picked a good night for music, strong tunes
Drink Prices 5/10 - very expensive for beers ($7 - $9) but was expected. Smirnoff Blacks ($8) were the best option.
Females 9/10 - a worthy showing by the females of the Gold Coast.... nice work girls!
Number of Patrons 8/10 - a lot of people but not too crowded
Chances of picking up 6/10 - not a bad chance if you are willing to do a bit of work... which is against Surf Park's nature
Toilets 9/10 - this reviewer was impressed! Spacious and pretty clean
Fit Out 7/10 - Not bad, new cocktail room, plenty of sofas to chill out on, spacious dance floor. Could use a better air-con system
TOTAL: 75 / 100



Toot-i before it all went pear shaped

Conclusion: Platinum threw up a great night out!All time indeed, smiles were platered on our faces for days. It was good to stroll out for once, and the music and chics were great. Definitely worth another visit on a standard night when the cover charge isn't so steep and there are normal DJs. A normal night shows the true character of a drinking spot, but so far so good for Platinum!

Check out these links to see for yourself, and hear the Dj's tunes...


Platinum MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/platinumnightclub
www.platinumnightclub.com.au

Dirty South
http://www.myspace.com/dirtysouth909
www.dirtysouth.com.au
John Course
http://www.myspace.com/vandalismgroup
http://johncourse.com
Mr Timothy
http://www.myspace.com/mrtfunk
Vandalism
http://www.myspace.com/vandalismgroup
http://www.vandalism.com.au

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

G-Dog Da Kiwi #10 - Good Looking Kiwi Chicks

Yes folks right from the keypad of Surf Parks Resident 'Guy on the Couch' its the next long awaited installment of G-Dog Da Kiwi

This week we look at

Good looking female kiwis....

1. Xena Warrior Princess



added bonus of being dominated in the bedroom

2. Rachel Hunter



a rare model out of New Zealand

3. Mandy Smith



good with a big stick

4. Hayley Westenra



up and coming young singer who likes making noise

5. Baaaarbara



never complains and pushes back harder if up against a cliff

Friday, August 11, 2006

Surf Park Profile #5 - Boris

After a long hiatus the Profiles are back. This week we profile the infamous Boris. A current resident, and some may say forms part of SP's best ever line up. 


Bear Mauling

AKA: Boris, The Bear, Nick Meacham

Status: Single. Trialling for contract with French Elite one Club LeLay. Current SP Resident Member

Teams: St George, NSW, Indianapolis Colts

Drink of Choice: Bundy Rum, Tooheys, Blondes

Random Fact: The nickname Boris derives from his Days in the KGB. In order to escape and live a life of luxury in Surf Park Boris stowed away in a shipping container full of Vodka. He managed to survive 3 months at sea, living on straight vodka and catching roaches. Not a bad effort for a two year old.

Sports Heros: Gaz and Baz, Some Seppo NFL'ers

Known For: Being Sneaky

Been Heard Saying: Oh, I was going to bet on that (then pointing to one of 7 circled horses)!

Once got so drunk that: He performed the bear at an asian restaurant on the Indonesian island of Bali at 4am. Winny stole his scraps.

By Day: Health Club Extraordinaire

Skills: Sneaky Skills, Bear Skills, Barracuda Skills


Now an Australian and all round bad ass

G-Dog The Aussie

Spotted during the recent world cup wearing Green and Gold cheering on the socceroos was none other than G-Dog Da Kiwi!



Go Straya!

Friday, July 21, 2006

Surf Park Culture # 1 - Not Me!

For those of you lucky enough to have visited Surf Park you may have been exposed to the unique culture that exists between its residents and regular visitors. In a new column to SPAdventures SP Culture will expose and explain this culture to those foreign and give further insight to those who are often bemused by the strange habits when visiting. This week we will start with one of the most basic and quite possibly one of the first rules that existed in Surf Park history when SP formed many, many months ago. It is known as the "Not Me" call. Upon entering SP, the first experience many visitors encounter is a quick and sharp chorus of voices often followed by a long wait for the door to be answered. This phenomenon you are experiencing is the battle of “not me!” in the quest of avoiding having to answer the door.

Idiots SP Culture Guide: “Not Me”

Rules
Last person to call out “Not Me” must answer the door.
If cooking dinner for house mates you are exempt
Early calls before the door bell rings result in disqualification and hence having to answer the door.
Everyone in the house must participate, including blow ins who are unaware of the game.
Disputed calls may be ruled on by residents or replayed upon a second buzz.

Occurance
Many times a day. More prevalent on Friday and Saturday evenings.

Why?
Laziness
In order to keep a prized seat in the house

Other Facts
It is estimated that Toots Le Lay is the worst Not Me’er to who regularly visits SP. If you come to our place, the chances are that you will be greeted at the door by a young lady with a large lung capacity...

Even The Great Man Blogs!

Nathan Hindmarsh, an inductee on to the hallowed Wall of Great Men at Surf Park has obviously been inspired by the efforts of us here at SPAdventures and created his own blog. http://nathanhindmarsh.bigblog.com.au/blog.do


The great man can do it all

So now with his commitment to carrying the Eels on a week to week basis, making 50 tackles, carting the ball hundreds of metres he is now blogging. Doing this of course with his pants half way down his arse.

Long Live the Great Man

Happy Birthday - You Is Old Yeh

From all of us at surf park... Happy Birthday you old tart...



You will be as old as Robbo Soon...

Great Website

Hey there kids. For those of you stuck in a time warp and wanting to get a taste of some 80's music check this site out.

http://www.1500videos.com/

1500 of the best 80's videos contained in one site! You know the best thing about this site, it contains the video to possibly one of the greatest songs ever...



Toto's Africa... Timeless classic indeed!So cruise on over, scroll down to T for Titties or Toto and enjoy!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Preview - Origin 3


After a few weeks in the shadows of the FIFA World Cup, Origin is once again on the back page pages and lead story on your evening news. It seems an eternity ago that accidenal hero Brett Finch potted one of the finest field goals in league history to lead to Blues to an unexpected victory in game one at Sydneys Telstra Stadium. The boys from SP go absolutely mental at the GUGC Uni bar and smash more piss then the Parramatta Eels then pummelling those in maroon with their running scrums.

Come game two the NSW selectors have forgotten that Finch and Anasta are toilet and neglect the fact that the blues forwards won game one and pick two of the worst halves in origin history for game two. Queensland come out on fire and absolutley smash the blues with Surf Park TV stars leaving the venue well before the game is complete. Thankgod for the Socceroos mania and the maroons victory is virtually swept under the carpet at SP HQ.

Come game three and the members of SP are once again spread over the land (not as bad as last year where we had members in NZ, Cairns, UK, Melbourne) with a few of the boys smashing piss and chicks at uni games on the sunny coast, bah at home on the coast and leary and robbo representing their states at the game in Melbourne. The blues have booted spastics anasta and finch and replaced with Gower and Gaz. Personally I think this is bit a risk as I don’t see Gaz as a 5/8th and we will see Hornby playing a lot of second receiver and possibly even starting the game here. Paul Gallen has been brought in and will added much needed startch where soft cock andrew ryan fell short..The maroons have a mainly unchanged line up and look dangerous with the only changes for kiwi khunt and that wanker hodges who both have done hartlidges replaced by president clinton and wesser. Can cat web aim up once again or has he had his once a series game, I’m tipping a quiet game from him and the maroons bench with Petro leading the way with up front with Price lending a helping hand to stay in the game for the first 20 of each half.

Strentghs
NSW - Forwards, Classy 3/4's
QLD - Halves, Good front row

Weaknesses
NSW - Gaz at 5/8th
QLD - Bench forwards can go missing

Its going to be a tight one ladies and gentlemen, I’m picking the blues by 8 with the ADD Willlie Mason man of the match. Look out melbourne here I come!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Pirate’s Propaganda – G-Dog Da Kiwi is more Aussie then Old Man Robbo




I hereby announce former self pronounced greatest Aussie ever Old Man Robert Brown as the most un-Australia person ever to step foot in Surf Park. Whata? You all say in your best Little John imitation voice. How can this be? There have been many international visitors to the park of surf in its infamous 2 and a half year history. Hell even a bludging canuck and kiwi have called Surf Park their temporary place of residence.

Well all you Little John wannabees the answer is Yeeeah it’s true! In case you have been living under a rock or you reside in Melbourne, there is a little event happening in Germany called the FIFA World Cup. 32 of the best soccer nations meet to compete for the title of the world champions and Australia have qualified for the first time in 32 years.

On Friday morning Australian time the Socceroo’s took on Croatia for the chance to qualify for the round of 16. Surf Park regulars headed to the Prince Albert bar late Thursday evening warming up on 5 hours of pints. Any way as we all know the Aussie pulled off a draw to qualify to the round of 16 and the SP boys drank and sang well into the morning. Mid celebrations we decided to call Robbo to see what he thought of the game, here ladies and gentlemen is where it got ugly. Below is a transcript of the phone call…

Drunk SP Boys: Robbo, how good was that shit!
Robbo: What are you talking about?
SP: The soccer you spastic! We qualified! We’re through!
R: Really? That’s awesome!
SP: Didn’t you watch it you old cunt?
R: No, I gotta go to school. You know us old people need plenty of sleep. Who are we playing?
SP: The I-Tai’s…
R: Italy, ahh fuck… I’m torn!

Now stop right there! How can a man born and raised in Ipswich with no Italian heritage at all be torn over this game? Fair enough he is a fan of the spastic Totti, but how can he even entertaining the thought of cheering on those pasta munching cunts over the great socceroos? We are willing to bet that Musa who is a little dapto dog hasn’t even thought this.

Robbo you are off the list mate, firstly for not getting your wrinkled old ass out of bed to watch the game, then for even thinking of supporting the i-tai’s in such a crucial game. G-Dog the kiwi even was at the PA with us, in an Aussie shirt cheering on the boys! Hang your head in shame Robbo, you are officially the most un-Australian bastard we know.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

The Manouver - with Morro



"The manouver" is something that can be used in a number of situations and for a number of purposes. As a rule, it should generally only be performed when u are drunk. One purpose the manouver can be used for is to obtain praise from your mates. For example, there may be a smoking hot chick in the vacinity that you know that you would never have a chance with. Before you attempt "the manouver" in this it is advisable that you let your mates know you're up to something. This can be done with a quick elbow in the ribs and a "watch this". Next you have to approach the girl in a friendly manner and feed her some bullshit story. Perhaps that your mates have bet you that you couldn't get a kiss from her, and that if she gives you a little kiss on the cheek you would be more than happy to buy her a drink. Next comes the execution. You simlpy turn your cheek and touch it with your index finger and wait. As she leans over to give you a kiss, you simply whip your puckering lips around and plant one on her! Brilliant! This is usually followed by a rush of excitement mixed with self-satisfaction and an inabilty to hold back laughter. Finally, you look at her and say in mock-anger "I said on the cheek!! I'm not buying you a drink!" Haha. Then you simply return to your mates and receive your due praise.



"The manouver" can also be used when a female is trying to use her hotness to get something from you. One example of this is when a hot chick tries to milk a drink from you. You need to be careful at all times when you are out that you do not fall victim to this despicable trap. If you ever find yourself in a situation where a girl seems to be overly friendly or flirtatious, you need to test her out. Offer her a drink and if she is eager and jumps at the offer, you can be pretty sure she's a milker. That is when when you know it is an appropriate time to perform "the manouver". You simply perform, as suggested above, by saying you will buy her a drink if she gives you a kiss on the cheek.. Then BAM!! ..." I SAID ON THE CHEEK!!!". Bye bye milker.

A second example of a milker is what I call "the queue-jumping betty". I found myself in this situation a couple of months ago at fisho's. It was a busy night and the line was huge. I was fairly close to the front after over an hour of waiting and there fuckheads pushing in all over the shop. I was quite irritated at the time and this chick comes up next to me with her friend and asks in an accent, "is it ok if we stand with u?" She was this blonde bombshell, pretty as, flawless rig. I was havin none of it. I said "where are you from?" She replied "we're from Sveden." I said"I'll tell you what, if you give me a kiss on the cheek I'll let you stand with me." She obliged and I busted "the manouver" and said "I SAID ON THE CHEEK!!! GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!!" Haha. Ye ye yeeeaa!

Friday, May 26, 2006

Bar Person of the Month - Jacqui

We here at SP Adventures would like to thank to kind staff of a certain establishment for serving us stupid amounts of beverages with a smile... no matter how stupid (in mant ways) we may become

We have decided to create an award for our favorite bar person of the moment. This award will be awarded whenever we feel like it, on an irregular basis.

Congratulations go out to Jacqui of upstairs Melbas for being the inagural winner of this prestigous competition.


The jubilant Jacqui just after being notified of her highest bar career achievement

We dare say we will see you sometime this weekend for a few cold beverages

Piratre

Ringo's Rant #7- Fuck Paper



As some of you may know I have been flat out like a lizzard drinking on prac at a school up in Shailer Park, classy area (now i understand why tash is the way she is).

So I've been teaching PE which is actually quite fun because I can dominate all my kids in sport, you should see me at touch I've been scoring tries all over the shop! I've even heard kids muttering in the background after I've run 70m to score 'wow that teacher is a great man!"

So anyway everything was fine and dandy until the start of a game this week when I was about to tap. A sprog from the opposition challenged me to a scissors/paper/rock battle to see who started the game.... Now myself being the fair teacher that I am and taking into acount that I have been kicking these little shits arses in all types of sports i thought to myself "Why not?" It's just another sport where I can exert my dominance.

Now this is where the trouble started because when I play scissors/paper/rock, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock! Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT shit even the QLD rugby League team could beat paper!A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds!


The only two winning hands in a Rock Off

Fuck Paper when I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. So then when this kid picked paper and claimed victory I punched the little cunt in the face with my already clenched fist and said, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would have protected you" The Deputy principal wasn't happy with me but we got the tap and I scored 2 tries and set up 2 more. I tell ya the great man Ringo is dominating these little shits in everything.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Bear on Bitches #4 - The Next Morning




It all depends on the situation. If your hungover and want to sleep, then thats exactly what you do! Remember she doesn't own you, you do what you want!

The best method is one that was first noted by the great man Quagmire (AKA Morrow). After being asked a deep and personal question shortly after sex evade answering and fire back with "I've got a question, what are YOU still doing here? " This normally doesn't go down well and ruins any chance of a repeat visit, but is extremely effective.

If they still don't get the picture, leave the house for about 8 hours. Make sure you take any important belongings an angry cracky will take anything.

In the end if any of the abvove don't work, drag her out of the house and fly kick her in the guts, you know just in case.

Bear

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Go The Blues




The crew at Surf Park give a mighty big "GO THE BLUES" to the men of the great NSW Blues taking on the scum from QLD... Even with our weakest halves combo in the history of Origin we know you can pull off a great victory...

Monday, May 15, 2006

Update

Well we still are being stupid and getting drunk...

Places we have done stupid and drunk things lately

Aus v New Zealand Test Match



Gold Coast Turf Club

On a boat for Cass' 21st



Melbas



On the couch

Places where we will be getting drunk soon

Ben Harper

The Couch watching mundine on the big screen

At Uni bar for Origin 1! Go the Blues!

Toto Week

Jay and The Doctor are paying homage to one of the greatest bands in the world, Toto!

Tune in this week to hear all three of their greats Rosanna, Hold The Line and the one and only Africa!

Friday, May 05, 2006

We're Back

Too many benders and crap load of work has seen Surf Park Adventures go into hiatus for the last couple of weeks, for our legion of fans we apologise (that's you nut and zelda) for being slack! But the best blog in Eastern Australia is back with more ORIGINAL content, so expect to see all new Ringo's Rants, Timmy's Hats, Member Profiles and other shite right here in the near future...



Anyway we have another bender weekend approaching with the crew attending the eagerly anticipated ANZAC Test in Brisbane Tonight with the Roo Crew and freshly painted banner antognising the Kiwis. This will be followed by a night on the town in Surfers, then to the Prime Ministers Cup Saturday Morning continuing on by drinking into the wee hours of Sunday morning. So please don't expect any updates until late Monday as we will be in recovery mode and/or doing stupid shit as we are completely rad drunk...

So look out for us on the TV behind the sticks sitting with a big group of Green Shirts proudly displaying our banner!

Long Live The Real King Joey! CDRGG Suck Balls!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Ringo's Rant #6- KHunt



Well if you didn't see this rant coming then your either;
A. You are as stupid as that fat cunt Greeky
B. Moved to Melbourne and have no idea what’s going on in the real world these days (Hi Tash)
or
C. Disappeared off the face of the planet, speaking of that has anyone seen Piddick?


Regardless of all this Ifeel it’s a rant I have to make, one that i feel very passionately about....
What the fuck is up with the Australian selectors, to quote the great Basement Jaxx Where’s Your (fucking) Head At?? Why the fuck did those wankers at the ARL select that spastic K-Hunt. Pops for you mate this is not just another classic example of me sledging anything that comes out of QLD, because even you will admit his a fucking kiwi. Bloody Geordie is laughing his head off! We lose one series and start selecting kiwis, what next they pick the Chin CARROL and the THORN in my side?

If the QLD selectors fell the need to add more QLD’ers to the team(I don't know why they do, when was the last time they won a State of Origin series?) Haven't they been watching Mat Bowen or did they miss the game against Newcastle when he single handedly turned the match with a piece of Brilliance.

If they are looking for youth what about Greg Inglis he has been carving up down Melbourne way and then they could even play the QLD card there as well. (even though he really is a blue).

If there looking for excitement how good is Milton Thaiday playing! He would fit in perfectly just leave him in Newcastle until after the team bonding session is finished.

If they're looking for someone who is from another country fuck it, put Hasem el Masri in there I’m sure he could adapt to fullback

If there looking to simply piss me, ‘the great man Ringo’ off put that useless but quick cunt Brent Stewart in there, sure i would have to listen to Nut carry on about how good he is and how the Kenza Beaver and Stewie show is on fire, but that’s a price I would be willing to pay to ensure that useless cunt Hunt isn’t there!

Finally if there looking for some versatility someone who could cover a few positions what about Tonguey???????SP’s list of fullbacks who are better then K-Hunt (in no particular order)

1. Mini
2. Hodgson
3. Hornby
4. Bowen
5. Slater
6. Inglis
7. Schifcofske
8. Wesser
9. Thaidai
10. McKinnon

How will Hunt fuck up first?

A) Be stood up by a slow Kiwi
B) Poor positional play leads to try
C) Drop a Benji Bomb
D) Drop a ball after a Front Row Gang Tackle

PS Look Out for us with our "KIWIS LOVE SHEEP, WE LOVE BEAVER BANNER" at the ANZAC Test! If you're not there, you are gay...Proper Gay

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